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Anyhow, my range of crop-dusting victims would probably have as much obvious alternatives as yours:

• Kim Kardashian • The Brant Brothers • Aaron Sorkin • Mike Francesa • Bryant Gumbel • Bob Costas • Madonna • Randy Edsall • The Aurora shooter • just about any cable news pundit, including Rachel Maddow. I’m sure dirty libruls love speaing frankly about exactly just how much classier Maddow is than many other pundits, but screw that. I would probably enjoy farting inside her face a lot more than even Hannity’s. • Mitt Romney • Padma Lakshmi/Geoffrey Zakarian

Keep in mind, you mustn’t select victims just according to whether or not that you don’t like them. It’s also advisable to select those who will be the MANY repulsed by the farts and would therefore provide reaction that is funniest. It is absolutely absolutely nothing individual, Padma. You are a lady that is classy. But Jesus, i recently wanna muffle see your face with my asscheeks and view what goes on when you’ve got to take in day-old beef fumes.

And this man apparently drove down having a fuel pump inside the BMW without noticing, then got regarding the 405. Every person he just stared straight ahead obliviously around him was honking and yelling, trying to get his attention, but. Finally we pulled also until he realized what was going on and pulled over with him, and I threw Icebreakers Sours at his window. Oh, along with his vanity plates say ARCITKT. Genius.

Could not have occurred to a much better man. You BMW motorists deserve every thing bad that occurs for you.

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